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Discussion in 'DVU' started by cut68, Jul 15, 2015.

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  1. cut68

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    So my boy got sent home from Hockey camp today for breaking his stick across some kids back. Where do I go beyond "hey! Don't do that!"

    So proud of him
     
  2. MedicalTiger

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    Awesome - I had a similar experience. When my kid was 4, he was playing soccer because it was basically the only sport a 4 year old can actually do. Well, he's had all this sharing stuff crammed down his throat that he didn't quite understand the concept of teams competing against each other. So I'm working with him on being competitive, charging in and getting the ball, etc. I tell him - imagine you are Spider-Man (his favorite) and the other team is full of bad guys and you don't want them to have the ball. Well he seems to be getting it and I think he's ready for the next game.

    So I'm at the game and the ball is down around the opponents goal and my kid is clear at the other end of the field. At first I'm about to hang my head in shame until I realized why he was down there (and consequently why his team was about to score). He had two kids cowering on the ground while he was standing over them screaming incoherently and flailing his fists at them. It was like my own little Hanson brother had come to life on the soccer field and was thugging it up. I had to walk out on the field and drag my kid off kicking and screaming trying to get back to the two other kids to finish them.

    My wife was mortified...I've never been so proud in my life.

    TL;DR: trying to teach my kid to be competitive, he ended up wailing on two other kids in the middle of a soccer game
     
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  3. Clemson327

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    Boy just turned one month old this week, and I'm looking forward to stories like this.

    We just closed on the construction loan for our garage apartment this week too and should get started when we get back from vacation in a couple weeks. We have impeccable timing.
     
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    I got in trouble in coaches pitch because the catcher blocked the plate and I ran him over :/

    :lookatme:
     
  5. TheWampa

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    Also, the fact that it's so easy to upload a file from mobile is fucking awesome. So many drunk selfies.
     
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  6. cut68

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    It's pretty awesome when they understand winning and intimidation before everyone else. Soccer is a challenge with my boy because he gets in fist fights with anyone that tries to take the ball. Not because he doesn't understand; he's played a lot of soccer and knows the rules. He really just likes to fight and hates to lose
     
  7. u jelly

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    And hopefully drunk postings of girlfriends
     
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    If we can actually upload a pic from our phones on here without spending ten minutes on finally shrinking it small enough to be under the size limit I'll definitely make a donation to keep this joint running. That's the worst damn part of the mb
     
  9. tiger tiger woods y'all

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    Just here to say fuck you guys
     
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  10. tboon6317

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    Is this place NC-17 or what? Some of us have grandkids.
     
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  11. TheWampa

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    image.jpg
    Just took a minute, if that.
     
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  12. TheWampa

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    Why the fuck did I do that?
     
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  13. tboon6317

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    Damnit the rest of you have hair? The fuck is this shit?
     
  14. FriendsofJtyler

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    Full head of hair at 29 :ayousoright:
     
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    R-rated according to the rules thread
     
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  16. TheWampa

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    Yep. You should see my ass.
     
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  17. kylebw7

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    well on my android I can't figure out how to make it smaller so I have to take a huge pic and cut a big part of the pic off of it so it is small enough.
     
  18. TheWampa

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    I just used the thumbnail option on that one, but I've used the full image and had no issues thus far.
     
  19. u jelly

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    Post the selfie.
     
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  20. 19B

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    Do NOT ask to see his selfie stick. Trust me on this one.
     
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  22. Adam

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    i accidentally bought two pairs of these mirrors. it'll cost me half the value to return them. anybody have use for them on here? i live in greenville.

    edit: the amazon embedding doesn't want to work. they're removable side mirrors for a jeep wrangler (for when you remove your doors)

     
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  23. Raggy

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  24. Adam

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    If you need a mover in Greenville:
     
  25. tboon6317

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    I would, but I don't know you from Adam.
     
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    Just educate him on how to properly kick someone's skates out from underneath them when the refs aren't looking. Retaliation penalty is a given. He'll be all :asmug: when the other kid is skating off to the penalty box.
     
  27. TheWampa

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    Goddamn I love drinking
     
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    What were you drinking?
     
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  29. TheWampa

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    Last night I started with some Malbec, then switched over to Woodford.
     
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    At Animal Kingdom and wearing a Clemson shirt. I love seeing LSU, OSU, and OU gear and just smiling.
     
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    Anyone ever put in a dig request with the states 811 line? I called them earlier to get my lines marked for some yard work I'm going to do and was put on hold. They instructed me to their online request form that I filled out and submitted, but there was no time frame given that they would mark the lines. Just wondering if anyone had and idea of how long it took to get the lines marked?
     
  32. bnob

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    Does this help?
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    Wow that was staring me in the face the whole time.

    Got a bunch of ancient holly bushes that I've got to rip out and I noticed one was right next to where the gas line enters my house.
     
  34. Smoakshow

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    I got in trouble for something similar. I used to play catcher and intentionally stand up the line on plays at home in hopes that someone would try to run me over. At that age I was bigger than most kids. Haven't really grown since...
     
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  35. TheWampa

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    I think that makes you an asshole. I like it.
     

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